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Yo Mama is so old...

• Yo mama so old powder milk comes out her tits.
• Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and the bitch died.
• Yo mama so old she has Jesus' beeper number!
• Yo mama so old that her tities got sour milk.
• Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!
• Yo mama so old that when God said let the be light, she hit the switch
• Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
• Yo mama so old she owes Jesus 3 bucks!
• Yo mama so old she's in Jesus's yearbook!
• Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
• Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
• Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
• Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
• Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
• Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
• Yo mama so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade.
• Yo mama so old and stupid she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said, "Li'l Mary will never amount to anything".
• Yo mama so old she was Jesus' Wet Nurse
• Yo mama so old shes blind from the big bang
• Yo mama so old even God calls her mother!
• Yo mama so old she be dreaming in reruns.
• Yo Mama so old she was around when Pizza Hut was just a hut.